那些有手握权势之人的责任是什么 What is the responsibility of those with power?
仅仅是被法律限制不让他们滥用职权么 Do they merely have an obligation to refrain from the misuse of that power?
还是他们也有义务去保护那些没有没有权力的人 Or do they have a duty to protect those without it?
两个巧妙的反问 Two rhetorical questions.
被告人使用广泛的资源 The defendant used their limitless resources,
包括政治上的和金融上的手段 political and monetary,
甚至以大众安全为代价来获得经济利益 for financial gain at the expense of public safety,
-牺牲了许多无辜的人民 -这有点废话了 -causing the deaths of innocent people. -It's so wordy.
他们如此猖狂是因为他们坚信自己不会为此付出代价 They did this because they believed they would not be held accountable.
因为他们的权势就是自己的保护伞 That their power shielded them from very real consequences.
但是今天 在座的陪审团们 你们可以证明他们错了 But today, you, the jury, can prove that's not the case.
笑一笑 More smiles.
让他们知道他们将会被绳之以法 Show them that they will be held accountable,
因为能力越大 because those with the most power
责任越大 have the most to answer for.
然后你就胜诉了 And you win the case.
但你压根没帮上什么忙 And you are not helpful here at all.
我认为这段由我来阐述比较好 This is gonna land better coming from me.
我们有足够时间翻盘 然后让我来做总结 Plenty of time to switch things up and let me do the closing.
丹尼斯 你可能不知道 但我真的会杀了你哦 Dennis, you aren't aware of this but I will kill you
而且珍不会起诉我 于是我就可以逍遥法外了 and Jen won't prosecute. So I will get away with it.
这是利益冲突 并且我不会容忍谋杀的 再见 丹尼斯 It's a conflict of interest. I don't condone murder. Bye, Dennis.
比起专业律师 你宁愿听从一个助理的建议吗 You're gonna listen to a paralegal over a lawyer?
没错 Yeah.
-真的太不专业了 -你刚才讲得超好 -This is unprofessional. -That was so good.
-你刚刚表现得太棒了 -真的吗 -It was so good. -Seriously?
记得你在总结陈词那段强调公民义务的重要性吗 How you used the weight of civic duty during your closing argument?
可把我给激动的 都快要哭出来了 I almost cried during parts of it.
最后再加上你的珍式狂怒表情就完美了 Now top it off with a savage Jen Walters look.
啥玩意 我可没有什么珍式狂怒表情 What? I don't have a savage Jen Walters look.
有的哦 There it is.
-你的表现很完美 -好吧 认真的吗 -That was perfect. -Okay. Really?
-你真的这么认为吗 -没错 我还能骗你吗 -Do you think so? -Yes. Come on.
简直棒呆了 It's amazing. It's so great.
珍 你被挑选去和GLK&H律所一较高下是有原因的 Jen, there is a reason why you were handpicked to go against GLK and H, okay?
你真的是步步高升了 这可是大好事呀 The leveling up is happening. This is good.
我的小天才终有一天会成为一名地方检察官哒 My little genius is gonna be a district attorney one day.
也许真的会有那一天吧 但现在我需要 Ah, maybe one day, but right now I just need to
-专注于解决这个案子 -会有那么一天的 -stick the landing on this case. -You will.
但如果事情的发展在意料之外 你会变身为女浩克吗 And if it doesn't go our way, you can just Hulk out?
然后吓死他们 Blow everyone's minds?
呵呵 我只会在法律允许的范围内变身浩克哦 Well, the only Hulking out I'm gonna do is in the legal sense.
噢不是吧 珍 Oh, no, Jen.
-你啥意思 -那就不好玩了 珍 -No? -No, that's not funny, Jen.
-我只告诉了你一个人 -我明白 -I only tell it to you. -Yeah.
稍等 One sec.
没错 关于我刚刚说的 我就是女浩克 Yeah, about that. Um, it's true. I am a Hulk.
我猜你们在没有完全了解情况之前 Uh, and I'm guessing you won't be able to
还不能完全专注于这部有趣的律政剧 focus on this fun lawyer show until you know all about that.
所以 让我带你加快脚步了解一下前情提要 So, let me get you up to speed.
几个月前 我和我的表哥布鲁斯来了一段公路之旅 A few months ago, I went on a road trip with my cousin Bruce.
几 个 月 前
没错 就起效果了 然后我的手臂开始愈合了 Yeah, and it worked. I mean, my arm started to heal.
-没有人认为那是... -那个变身浩克的布鲁斯 -No one thought it was... -Yes, that Bruce.
因为我造出了这个小设备来帮我维持正常人形态 It's all because I made this little device which keeps me in human form.
这是我听过回答"你最近在忙些什么"这个问题时 That was the longest answer to "what've you been up to"
-得到的最长的答案 -既然你都问了 -I've ever heard. -Well, you asked me,
那我只好如实回答咯 so I answered.
这些是什么东西 What's up with this?
-薯片配筷子 -没错 -Cheetos and chopsticks? -Yes.
这样才不会弄脏你的手呀 So you don't get Cheetos fingers.
-啊这 那你还真聪明啊 -你又不是家里唯一的天才 -My God. That's really smart. -You're not the only genius in the family.
确实 还有契德呢 No, there's also Ched.
好吧 继续聊我刚才提到的理论 Okay. So, back to what I was saying before, my theory.
饶了我吧 Oh, God.
史蒂夫·罗杰斯入伍之前没有女朋友 Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend before he went into the service.
-谁说的 -历史频道 -Says who? -The History Channel.
然后他变成了美国队长 So, he becomes Captain America.
从那时起 他就是美国的象征 And from that moment on, a symbol of America,
接下来他奔赴前线 成了战争英雄 he is rushed to the frontlines, he becomes a war hero.
-然后就被冰封了 -没错 -Then he is frozen in ice. -Right.
根据你告诉我的故事 So, based on everything you've told me,
被解冻之后他就忙于应付各种威胁世界的灾难 after he gets unfrozen, he goes from world-threatening disaster to world-threatening disaster.
那时候他还不是逃犯 对吧 That's when he's not a fugitive from the law, right?
听起来他是个大忙人 So it seems like he was pretty, pretty busy.
你只不过是把我刚才讲的 All you're doing is repeating everything
关于我朋友兼同事的故事重复了一遍 that I've told you about my friend and colleague.
-很明显美国队长是个老处男啊 -小心 -Obviously, Captain America was a virgin. -Look out!
布鲁斯 Bruce.
好了 Okay.
没事了 Okay.
不 珍 我流血了 No, Jen. Jen, I'm bleeding.
抑制器要失效了 The inhibitor.
珍 你离我远点 我在流血 Jen, get away from me. I'm bleeding.
快跑 Get away.
哦 Ooh!
姑娘 出什么事了 Girl, what happened to you?
是谁把你弄成这样的 Who did this to you?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
不是我多嘴哈 但对你做出这种事的人并不在乎你 No judgments. Whoever did this to you does not care about you.
你不需要他 或者她 或者他们 You do not need him. Or her. Or them.
但你需要鞋子 这可是公厕 You need shoes. This is a public bathroom.
对 我有一双 拿去吧 Right. I got some here. Take these. Right there.
快穿上 Put this on.
谢谢你们 但我只需要弄干净就好了 Oh, thank you. But I just need to get cleaned up.
化妆就免了吧 No need to put makeup on me.
-不 当然要化了 -你有地方可去吗 -Yes, you do. -Do you have anywhere to go?
我得打电话叫我表哥来接我 I have to call my cousin to get me.
有人能借我手机用一下吗 Can I borrow somebody's phone?
当然 给你 Here. Sure. Here you go.
-我们要走了 -女士之夜太扫兴了 -All right, we're out. -Ladies' night was a bust.
-伙计们保重 -接下来去哪啊 哥几个 -Take care, guys. -Where we goin', fellas?
-我也不知道 车钥匙在他那儿 -嘿 -I don't know. He has the keys. -Hey.
怎么样啊 What's up?
-你还好吗 -挺好的 谢谢 -How you doin'? -Fine. Thank you.
就你自己吗 You with anyone?
-我在等人来接我 -你叫什么 -I'm waiting for my ride. -What's your name?
-我男朋友应该快来了 -别这样嘛 你要去哪儿 -I think my boyfriend's coming. -Oh, come on. Where you going?
-让我们陪陪你呗 -嘿 我们没有恶意的 -Let us keep you company. -Hey, we're just being friendly.
-你要去哪里 -怎么 我们不配跟你聊天吗 -Yeah. Where you going? -So what? You too good to talk to us?
有人吗 Hello?
你好 Hello?
有人在吗 Hello?
有人吗 Hello?
早安 Good morning.
抱歉 我得先把这点工作搞完 Sorry. I thought I'd get a little work done.
你又变成浩克了 You're Hulk again.
天才浩克 Smart Hulk.
哇哦 Wow.
不是我起的 Yeah. I didn't come up with it.
对于这些外号真是一点招都没有 You never have a choice with these names.
这是哪儿 Where are we?
墨西哥 Mexico.
别担心 我告诉你父母了 他们知道我们没事 Don't worry. I talked to your parents. They know we're okay.
烁灭期间 我就是在这儿研究如何治愈自己的 This is where I spent The Blip fixing myself
把浩克和班纳整合到了一起 and integrating the Hulk-Banner identities.
在这个度假别墅实验室里 In this tiny beach house lab.
对 几年前托尼给我建的 Yeah. Tony built it for me a few years ago.
-托尼·斯塔克 -哦 对对对 -Tony Stark. -Oh, right, right, right.
他以前还开玩笑说自己是房东 He used to joke that it was a loaner,
说不定哪天就会过来把我赶走 and that one day he'd just swing by and take it back.
你还好吗 You okay?
等会儿 Wait.
-我们之前是撞上了一艘宇宙飞船吗 -对 -Did we hit a spaceship? -Yeah.
萨卡星八级通讯船 Sakaaran Class-Eight courier craft.
可能是来送信的 Probably trying to deliver a message.
我得弄清楚那是怎么回事 I gotta get to the bottom of that.
你知道吗当你变身浩克时 难免会遇上一些怪事 You know, weird stuff just kinda finds you when you're a Hulk.
但首先 得解决你的问题 But first, we gotta deal with you.
我 我怎么了 Me? What happened to me?
我之前变身了 I changed.
听着 Look.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我想警告你来着 I tried to warn you.
我的血流进了你的身体里 My blood got into your system,
事故发生之后 足以致死的大量伽马辐射注入你的体内 and after the wreck, you got a lethal dose of gamma radiation.
足以致死 Lethal?
是说我要死了吗 As in I'm gonna die?
不是不是 事情要复杂得多 我会解释给你的 No, there is more to it that I'm going to explain.
你说话能不能别大喘气啊 布鲁斯 That is not the sentence to take a pause on, Bruce!
好 Okay.
你看啊 Look. Look.
你和我 我们有一种罕见的遗传因子 You and I, we share a rare combination of genetic factors
这让我们能够把伽马辐射转变为 that allow us to synthesize gamma radiation
一些其他东西 into somethin' else.
所以现在我也是浩克了 So I turn into a Hulk now, too.
我一直在分析你的血液 I've been analyzing your blood.
以及它合成伽马能量的方式 And the way it synthesized gamma,
它能完全治愈我的手臂上的伤 I was able to use it to completely heal my arm.
哦 Oh.
因为我比你强吗 Because I'm better than you?
呃 我们的情况是不一样的 Mmm. It's basically different.
但我还是比你强 In a better way.
总的来说 我的胳膊愈合了 In conclusion, my arm is healed
而且现在我又可以成为完整的我自己了 and now I'm able to be my fully integrated self again.
自大狂浩克 Smug Hulk.
是天才浩克 Smart Hulk.
呃 自大狂才会到处说自己是天才吧 Well, it's pretty smug to call yourself smart.
都说了不是我起的 I didn't come up with it.
但你用了 这表示你默认了 You use it. Implied endorsement.
别跟我用律师那一套 Don't lawyer me.
所以 既然我已经分析完你的血液样本了... So, now that I've actually analyzed your blood samples...
真的大可不必 It's a bit dramatic.
要是它泄露出去 即使只有百万分之一的几率 It's way too dangerous to get out in the world,
能再弄出一个浩克来 那也是十分危险的 even if there's only a millionth percent chance that it makes another one of us.
好了 既然你都分析完了 Okay. You've analyzed everything.
现在该把我治好了 让我恢复正常 Now fix me. Get me back to normal.
珍 这没法"治"好 Jen, this is not goin' away.
什么意思 What do you mean?
把那个你用来保持人类形态的小装置给我就好了 Give me that little device thing that you had that kept you as Bruce.
那个抑制器是有针对性的 That device was a prototype.
-它只对我有效... -好 那帮我也造一个 -It was calibrated specifically to me... -Great. Make me one.
把它改一改不就行咯 For me. Calibrate it to me.
-珍 我做不到 -你能做到的 -I can't do it, Jen. -Yes, you can.
珍 多年来我一直在努力恢复正常 Jen, I have been struggling with this for years.
可我最多只能做到融合我的两个形态 The best that I could do was merge my two halves.
你再给我些时间 或许我能帮你做到像我这样的 Give it time in the lab, we could possibly do the same for you.
不 不行 我不想成为一个浩克 No. No. I don't want to be a Hulk.
天啊 我才刚刚拥有自己的办公室 God. I just got my own office.
-珍 事已至此了 -我还有了专属名片 -Jen, this is it. -I have business cards.
你没法再恢复原状了 There is no goin' back to what you were before.
哦 怎么了 Oh, what?
珍 怎么了 你需要什么吗 Jen, what is it? What do you need?
我需要... I need...
你感觉好点了吗 You feeling better?
听着... Listen...
我知道这很难接受 I know this is hard to hear,
但你得改变你的生活方式了 but you're gonna have to change the way you live your life now.
避开那些压力大的事情 远离人群... Avoid stressful situations, stay away from people and...
我怎么远离人群 我还得工作呢 I can't stay away from people. How am I supposed to work?
你不能回去工作 You can't go back to your job.
在你学会控制你的浩克形态之前 你都得待在这 You stay here until you figure out how to control your Hulk self.
那得花多久呢 Well, how long is that gonna take?
你可能得花上很多年的时间 This is a multi-year journey you're about to embark on,
才能去接受并适应你的浩克形态 on coming to terms with being the Hulk.
我把自己过去的经历都记录了下来 I traced all of my steps through my evolution.
我从没想过有一天它会成为教学大纲 但现在派上用场了 I never thought that it would end up being a syllabus, but here we are.
在我的帮助下 运气好的话 Now, with my help, hopefully,
你的进度会比我的快一点 your progress will go a little bit faster than mine.
你是说"很多年"吗 You said "multi-year"?
不管怎么说都要大概十五年这样 About 15 years, give or take.
十五年 Fifteen years?
我们的首要目标是让你学会控制何时变身 Our top priority is to control when you turn.
我以为首要任务是防止我变成浩克呢 I thought the point was to prevent me from turning into a Hulk.
负面情绪会触发我们变身 These transformations are triggered by distressed emotional states
所以我们得明确触发你变身的临界点 so we need to know the exact threshold that causes it for you.
那给我放一部皮克斯电影吧 Ooh! Put on a Pixar movie.
就放《头脑特工队》里冰棒跳下车的那一段 When Bing Bong jumps out of the wagon in Inside Out.
什么鬼冰棒啊 不是的 No. No Bing Bong. No. No.
别讲话了 Stop.
我得集中注意力 I need to focus.
愤怒和恐惧是触发变身的因素 The triggers are anger and fear.
这不是全世界的女性每天都在面对的吗 Those are, like, the baseline of any woman just existing.
好了 我们来试试这个 All right. Let's try this.
布鲁斯 Bruce.
感觉要是我不变身的话 我就要死在这了 It kinda feels like if I don't transform, I'm gonna die.
你有备用计划吗 Do you have a plan B for that?
-没有 -没有吗 -No. -No?
布鲁斯 这一点都不好玩 Ha-ha. Not funny, Bruce.
怎么 你真的想让我死吗 What, you're just gonna kill me?
-把头盔戴上 我们需要采集数据 -这行不通的 -Put the helmet on! We need the data! -This isn't gonna work!
你个变态 你平时都用这个房间干什么啊 What do you normally use this chamber for, you psychopath?
太棒啦 Yes! Yes. Yes.
哦不 No. No.
不不不 No, no, no.
别这样 No.
冷静点 No. No. No.
哇哦 酷哦 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
冷静点 姑娘 淡定 Easy, girl. Easy.
淡定 Easy.
你怎么好像在驯马一样 Why are you talking to me like I'm a stray horse?
珍 Jen?
干嘛 Yeah?
等会 你现在还是珍妮佛嘛 Wait. You're still Jen right now?
是啊 Yeah.
而且我贼清醒 And I'm conscious.
不可思议 你居然没有分裂出第二人格 This is incredible. You don't have an alter ego.
你就只是你而已吗 You're the only one in there?
目前来看 是的 As far as I can tell.
这太棒了 珍 This is huge, Jen.
我都开始嫉妒你了 I think I'm jealous.
还是我的错觉呢 我觉得... Is that what I'm feeling? I'm feeling...
你都不用花费十年去跟另一个人格斗争耶 You don't have another guy to wrestle with for 10 years.
酷 Cool.
不是 Bruh.
刚才造成的损失起码得上百万美元了 你明白吧 You know, that's about a million dollars' worth of damage back there, by the way.
你确实没有感到另一股力量在与你争夺身体主权吗 You really don't feel like there's another hand on the wheel at all?
没有 No.
就只有我而已 It's just me.
第一次变身的时候 我紧张到记不住发生了什么 The first time, it was so intense I could barely remember what was happening,
但现在我觉得能习惯了 but now it's like it settled in.
嗯...行吧 Hmm. Well,
看来我们能跳过这部分了 I guess we can just skip all that, then.
看样子我在这完事了 Yeah, kinda seems like I'm done here.
想得美 Not so fast.
你还不能控制变身的时机呢 You still can't control when you transform.
好吧 那我怎么才能变回珍呢 Okay, so how do I turn back into Jen?
你是怎么做的 How did you do it?
一般来说 不是掉下飞机就是被机器人锤晕 Usually, I fall out of a jet or I get knocked out by a robot,
然后醒来就是班纳了 and I'd wake up as Banner.
或者娜塔莎有时候会给我唱安眠曲 Or Natasha, for a little while, would tell me a lullaby.
这段我愿闻其详 Walk me through how that worked, again.
我也想不通为什么 I don't have a great explanation for it.
那这样看来 共同之处就是要失去意识 Okay, it seems like the common thread, though, is being unconscious.
也不一定 Not necessarily.
有一回 我让另一个家伙霸占了两年的身体 One time, I was stuck as the other guy for over two years.
还是在外太空 That was in outer space.
-不行 我绝对不能这么保持两年 -我说了 就一次而已 -No, I can't stay like this for two years. -I said "one time."
哇哦 Whoa.
对于变成浩克这事 你还有好多要学呢 You have so much more to learn about being a Hulk.
我觉得你对这股危险的力量根本一无所知 I don't think you have thought through how dangerous this level of power is.
你知道你会带来多大的伤害吗 Do you know the damage you can cause?
哪怕一次失误 都可能会造成伤亡 I mean, one mistake, one freak-out is literally life or death.
好了 我小心点就是了 Okay, I'll be careful.
绝对不能意气用事 You can't be emotional.
先不提暴怒了 Forget Hulk rage.
仅仅是生气都会给周围的一切带来灾难 Just regular anger means death and destruction for everything and everyone around you.
而且我告诉你 当人们开始视你为怪物的时候 And I'm telling you, when people start seeing you as a monster,
你在他们眼里就永远是个怪物 that never goes away.
好吧 Fine.
请你教我怎么变身浩克吧 Teach me how to Hulk, please.
辩证行为疗法 Dialectical behavioral therapy.
这可以让我们平衡好两种对立观点 It allows us to hold two opposing truths at the same time.
首先 我们通过瑜伽技巧来练习正念 First, we're gonna practice some mindfulness with a few yoga techniques.
我想不到你竟会相信心身一体这种话术 I never thought you'd be into all this mind-body-spirit stuff.
辨证行为疗法是有根有据的心理疗法 Dialectical behavioral therapy is an evidence-based psychotherapy.
这是临床研究 不是迷信 It's clinical, not spiritual.
放空大脑 放松脖子 Let your thoughts drift away, relax your neck,
弯曲膝盖 如果你觉得这样做比较舒服 bend your knees if that's comfortable,
忍住别放屁 hold in your farts.
行个合十礼 心安一整天 Namaste, all day.
这是为了关注当下 It's more about presence.
接纳你所处的境况 About accepting the situation you're in.
我还以为这是为了让我的翘臀更紧致呢 Oh, I thought it was about getting my butt tight as hell.
击个掌 Up top.
珍 你恶不恶心啊 我可是你表哥 现在闭眼深呼吸 Gross, Jen. I'm your cousin. Close your eyes and breathe.
哇哦 Wow.
我看你还没准备好接受辨证行为疗法 I can see that you're not ready for DBT,
不如你先休息一下 我们明早换个策略好吗 so why don't you get some rest, and we'll change tactics in the morning?
哇 Wow.
天哪 你在搞什么 Jesus. What the hell, man?
还能控制住吗 有没有感受到不可抑制的怒气 Still in control? No overwhelming feelings of rage?
没有 只是正常程度的生气 No, a normal amount of rage!
你睡觉的时候确实会变回珍 You do revert back to Jen form when you sleep.
那你有必要用喇叭叫醒我吗 Was the airhorn really necessary?
想整点喜剧效果啦 For comedy, absolutely.
你需要加固所有家具 So, you're gonna need to reinforce all your furniture.
♪ I put it in, I put it in, I put it in motion 我奋力拼搏 我勇往直前 我付诸行动 ♪
别考虑住进不足三米高的地方 Don't even think about moving to a place with less than ten-foot ceilings.
♪ I put it in, I put it in, I put it in motion 我奋力拼搏 我勇往直前 我付诸行动 ♪
相信我 Trust me.
你将会需要两个衣橱 一个是珍的 另一个是女浩克的 You're gonna need two wardrobes, one for Jen and one for your Hulk body.
谁是你最好的朋友 Who's your best friend?
妮基 Nikki.
是弹力裤 Spandex.
弹力裤才是你最好的朋友 Spandex is your best friend.
练习掷巨石 我就是扔个石头 没什么大不了的 Boulder toss. Just gonna toss a boulder. It's not a big deal.
-到我了吗 -对 就拿块小一点的 -Me? -Yeah, just grab a little boulder,
♪ How you look? (How you look?), how you sound, ho? 你看起来怎样 你听起来如何 ♪
第一次别太紧张 and take it easy on this first one.
♪ I'm a boss, I'm a brat, hard to handle 我很霸道 但也顽皮 难以掌控 ♪
♪ I'm a real life mood, a real life mose 我敢爱敢恨 所向披靡 ♪
♪ Got some pretty-ass toes in my sandals 穿着凉鞋 露出漂亮的脚趾头 ♪
太好了 Yes!
♪ I can't help I was born like this 我天性如此 我也无能为力 ♪
也就那样 Yeah, yeah.
♪ Ain't my fault that you want my drip 你想要拥有我的独特魅力 这又不是我的错 ♪
哈 Hi-yah!
♪ Little bitter bitch could have been my friend 小小叛逆少女 本来可以成为我的朋友 ♪
♪ Now you gotta listen while I pop my shit 现在我将要开嗓 请你洗耳恭听 ♪
-牛逼 -就是让你看看怎么扔 -Very good. -Just trying to show ya how it's done.
-行吧 我算开了眼了 -厉害吧 -Well, I'm shown. -Yeah?
♪ I put it in, I put it in, I put it in motion 我奋力拼搏 我勇往直前 我付诸行动 ♪
兄弟 兄弟 Men! Men!
♪ I put it in, I put it in, I put it in motion 我奋力拼搏 我勇往直前 我付诸行动 ♪
浩克需要练习平衡感 Being a Hulk asks for balance.
♪ Locomotion We causing a commotion 风驰电掣 我们引发一场骚动 ♪
山崩地裂 Ground pound!
♪ Fast, I'm coming in fast 飞速前进 我势不可挡 ♪
轻松得很 It's easy.
小混蛋 Little punk.
你耍阴招 Dick move.
确实是 Completely.
显然这些事我都能搞定 So, I'm clearly nailing it at all of these things,
但是我一个律师怎么会用到它们呢 when am I ever going to use this as a lawyer?
珍 当你有了这种能力 你就成为了众矢之的 Jen, when you have powers like this, it's like putting a target on your back
所有你在意的人都逃不开 and all the people you care about.
太好了 我的生活又毁了 Cool. Yet another way my life is ruined.
-谢谢你啊 布鲁斯 -好吧 -Thanks, Bruce. -All right.
我一直都在向你展示当浩克的缺点 All I've been doin' is showin' you the downsides of being a Hulk,
但也有一些好处的 but there are a few upsides.
我们的身体能够很快速地代谢酒精 Our bodies metabolize alcohol at an incredibly fast rate.
就是说 我们可以千杯不醉 Which means that we can drink so much and not get drunk.
只会感觉有点晕 但不会吐 All buzz, no barf.
这不错啊 That's good.
-你亲手建了这个吧台吗 -是的 -You built this bar by hand? -Oh, yeah.
-好厉害哦 -是的 我和托尼一起建的 -That's impressive. -Yeah, me and Tony.
好吧 托尼当时喝醉了 他就坐在一旁 不停地抱怨史蒂夫 Well, Tony mostly drank, just sat around, like, complaining about Steve.
哦 史蒂夫 Oh, Steve.
布鲁斯·班纳 托尼·史塔克
那是艰难时期里的一段美好时光 It was a good time during a hard time.
致苦中作乐的时光 To a good time during a hard time.
干杯 Drink to that.
布鲁斯 你可没提我得应对浩克程度的宿醉啊 Bruce, you failed to mention that I'd have to deal with a Hulk-sized hangover.
啊 我得把这个记下来 Ah, I'll have to put it in the binder.
哦 Ow!
外边见 I'll see you out there.
专注于海浪的拍打声 Hear the waves breaking.
感受呼吸 心无旁骛 Feel the breaths. No judgment.
所以你觉得我什么时候能离开这里 So, when do you think I can leave here?
我们要专注于到来的每一天 珍 Let's just focus on each day as they come, Jen.
我的意思是 I mean,
我确实得过自己的生活 I legitimately do have a life to get back to.
我知道我给你添了不少麻烦 I know I've been pushing you through a lot,
但成为一名超级英雄是个很艰巨的考验 but being a superhero is a trial by fire.
布鲁斯 我不会成为超级英雄的 Bruce, I'm not gonna be a superhero.
那你作为浩克 你还能什么呢 What else ya gonna do as a Hulk?
回归我多年来一直在奋斗的事业 Return to my career that I have spent years building,
好好利用我的法学学历 我还在为它还学生贷款呢 use my law degree that I'm still paying off a fortune in student loans for.
这不是非白即黑的 珍 It's not one or the other, Jen.
我想告诉你 我们可以生活在我们的追求与现实之间 I am trying to show you that we can live between what we want and what is.
但是我们俩是为数不多的可以保护地球的人 But we can't pretend like we aren't two of the few people on Earth
对于这个事实我们不能视而不见 that can actually protect her.
因此我们需要确保你拥有抗压的能力 Which is why we have to make sure of your ability to tolerate the stress
和调节情绪的能力 尤其是愤怒的情绪 and regulate your emotions, especially your anger.
是这样的 布鲁斯 我能非常好地控制我的愤怒 Here's the thing, Bruce. I'm great at controlling my anger.
-嗯 -我一直都能很好的控制它 -Hmm. -I do it all the time.
我在街上被骚扰的时候 When I'm catcalled in the street,
当无能的男人向专业的我解释法律的时候 when incompetent men explain my own area of expertise to me.
我每天都得这么做 因为如果我没法控制住自己 I do it pretty much every day because if I don't,
人们会觉得我很情绪化 觉得我很难相处 I will get called emotional, or difficult,
或者我可能会被谋杀 or might just literally get murdered.
所以我是控制愤怒的专家 So I'm an expert at controlling my anger
因为对于这种情况 我比你经历得多 because I do it infinitely more than you.
所以你就像在把乱七八糟的破事故意甩给我 So all of this just feels like projecting a lot of shit onto me.
你看 See?
不 我控制得住 No. I'm doing this.
好 这是一个全新的领域了 Okay, this is completely new territory.
我想我已经超出你所记录的情况了 I guess I've outgrown your binder, cuz.
爱你哟 布鲁斯 但我要回家了 Love you, Bruce, but I'm going home.
好吧 All right.
珍 你为什么要逃避呢 Jen, why are you runnin' away?
-珍 -我要借走这辆吉普 -Jen. -I'm gonna borrow the Jeep,
回洛杉矶去 你可以到我那儿去开走它 take it back to LA, and you can pick it up at my place.
珍 停下 Jen, stop.
停下来想一想 就一分钟 Just stop and think it through for a minute.
我只想回家 布鲁斯 This is all I've been thinking about, Bruce.
我做了你的辩证行为疗法 我可以来回变换形态 I did your dialectical behavior therapy, I can change back and forth,
现在 我很开心能回归我的生活 and I'm happy to now get back to my life.
我知道你也不想经历这种事 I know you didn't ask for this,
但是无论你愿不愿意意 你现在都是一个超级英雄了 but whether you like it or not, you're now a superhero.
如果我们这样的人不保护世界 那还能指望谁呢 And who's gonna protect the world if it isn't people like us?
你这是在引用漫画里的话吗 Are you quoting a comic right now?
对 Yeah.
抱歉 我并不想做一名超级英雄 I'm sorry. The idea of being a superhero is not appealing to me.
我不是你 I'm not you.
我也不会成为你 And I'm not gonna become you.
我不要加入某支政府承包小队 I don't need to join some secret government contractor squad
然后我这辈子就这么毁了 and have my entire life taken away from me.
-我的人生没被毁掉 -真的吗 -My life wasn't taken away. -Really?
哦 所以说你并没有孤身一人 Oh, so you didn't wind up alone,
躲到某个荒无人烟的沙滩上 hiding away on some remote beach
没有朋友 没有伴侣 再也见不到家人 with no friends, no relationships, never seeing your family,
也绝对没有遭受十年的战后创伤 and definitely not dealing with a decade's worth of trauma?
你为什么想要我变成那样呢 布鲁斯 Why would you want that for me, Bruce?
你就是前车之鉴 You're a cautionary tale.
这就是保护世界和平所必须付出的代价 That's the price you have to pay for keeping the world safe.
我做了我一直以来想做的事 It's not wrong that I am choosing to help people
我选择了去帮助人们 这并没有错 in the way that I've always wanted to.
我花了一辈子来逃离我的这一面 I spent a lifetime running from this aspect of myself.
相信我 否定自己的另一面并不是生存之道 Denying half of your being is no way to live, trust me.
-再见 -好吧 -Goodbye. -Okay.
-你到底想怎样啊 -我想请你再考虑一下 -What do you think you're doing? -I'm asking you to reconsider.
没问题 好的 我重新考虑了 我还是要走 Done. Yes, I've reconsidered. I'm still leaving.
珍 你敢 Jen, don't you dare.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
我也是认真的 You're not the only one!
怎么 你以为你可以说一堆刻薄话然后一走了之吗 What, you think you can just say mean things and take off?
是的 Yes!
珍 Jen!
布鲁斯 Bruce?
烂招 Dick move.
我从你那儿学的 I learned it from you.
你看 珍 你尽力做最好的自己 而你还能做得更好 See, Jen, you're doing the best you can, and you can do better.
别再说这些辩证行为的屁话了 Enough dialectical behavioral bullshit!
讲道理 我本来真的不想这样的 For the record, I really didn't wanna do this.
好吧 我有一点想 Okay, I wanted to do it a little.
你为什么就不愿意听听过来人的话呢 Why wouldn't you listen to someone who's been through all of this before?
因为我们是不同的人 Because we're different people!
-弱智 -傻逼 -Lunkhead! -Dummy!
你就这点本事吗 That's all you got?
啊 Ah!
啊哦 Uh-oh.
我的吧台 My bar!
对不起 Sorry.
你给我修好它 You're fixing it.
你想回去继续你的律师生活的话 我会尊重你的选择 So, if you wanna go back to your life as a lawyer, I respect that.
谢谢 Thanks.
他才不是这样想的 He doesn't mean that.
珍妮佛·沃特斯
-嗯 -嗯哼 -Mmm. -Mmm-hmm.
嗯 嗯 Hmm? Mmm.
哦 Oh.
你要知道 我是世界上唯一一个 Just so you know, I'm the only other person in the world
-了解你所经历的一切的人 -我知道 -that knows what you're going through. -I know.
有问题随时打给我 So, call me anytime.
谢谢你 布鲁斯 谢谢你为我所做的一切 Thank you, Bruce. Thanks for everything.
噢 Aw!
我很抱歉之前说了一些伤人的大实话 And I'm sorry that I said a bunch of harsh but very true things.
哇 道歉的时候还要重申一遍你为什么要道歉 Wow, an apology that still doubles down on a thing you're apologizing for.
不愧是律师 That's very lawyerly.
是啊 我当律师比当浩克在行 Yeah, I'm a much better lawyer than I am a Hulk.
嗯哼 现在谁才是自大狂呢 Mmm. Now who's smug?
听着 Look.
如果你改主意了 You change your mind,
这里永远欢迎你 door never closes.
谢谢 Thanks.
下次家庭晚宴见了 See you at the next family dinner.
再见 小毛球 See ya, fuzzball.
所以说 就是这么回事 So that's how it all happened.
而我呢 之后也没变成过浩克 And no crazy Hulk stuff since.
现在除了我的家人还有妮基知道这件事 So, now my family knows, and Nikki knows,
你们也知道啦 and you know.
总而言之 我是对的 布鲁斯错了 Basically, I was right, and Bruce was wrong,
我永远不用当浩克 and I never have to be a Hulk.
好了 现在我要去赢下这个案子 Okay. So, now I'm gonna go win this case.
律政剧走起 Lawyer show.
我希望各位仅仅着眼于本案的事实 I ask you to look only at the facts of this case.
各位会看见 被告完全有权利 You'll see that my client was well within his right
保护其商业利益 to protect his business interest.
这次巨大扩张计划的附带伤害 These accidental deaths were an unfortunate byproduct
很不幸造成了意外伤亡 of an ambitious expansion plan.
被告知道这么做会危及人命吗 Did my client know lives would be endangered?
这点存有争议 取决于你们如何定义"知道" That is debatable and depends on your definition of knowing.
别搞砸了 沃特斯 Don't screw this up, Walters.
沃特斯小姐 请发表你的总结陈词 Ms Walters, your closing argument?
陪审团的女士们 先生们... Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
我天 Oh, my God!
锁门 Seal the door!
别动 Don't move.
你得变身了 You need to do your thing.
-停止抵抗 -现在吗 当着所有人的面吗 -Stop resisting. -Right now in front of everybody?
是啊 没错 Yes, yes.
快点 这是你的公民义务 Come on. Civic duty.
珍 快点 Jen. Come on.
我天 我真的很喜欢这身衣服啊 Oh, God, I really like this outfit.
救命 救命 Help! Help!
珍 记得脱鞋 Jen. Shoes.
-哦对 谢谢 -好了 -Right. Thank you. -Okay.
你他妈是谁 Who the hell are you?
珍妮佛·沃特斯 是个律师 Jennifer Walters, attorney at law.
♪ They wanna know Who's that girl? 他们想知道 那个女孩是谁 ♪
♪ Eve’s that girl 那个女孩叫夏娃 ♪
我准备好做总结陈词了 I'm ready to give my closing argument now.
♪ Who's that girl? 那个女孩是谁 ♪
♪ Eve's that girl 那个女孩叫夏娃 ♪
♪ I can understand why you're scared of Eve 我可以理解你为什么害怕夏娃 ♪
♪ Thought I did it one way, ain't prepared for me 意料之外 我想我没有失败 ♪
♪ Huh, mad cause an image I don't care to be 要疯了 因为我不在乎任何想法 ♪
♪ Realness, real shit, spit reality 什么真实 真是个屁 去他的真真假假 ♪
♪ Attitude rude, that's the Philly in I 态度粗鲁 这才是我的费城 ♪
♪ Need me in the game, I'm the thrill in your life 你的游戏需要我 你的人生我点亮 ♪
♪ Breath of fresh air 大口呼吸新鲜空气 ♪
♪ Little boys hang me on their wall, I grow 'em chest hair 小男孩把我挂墙上 我挂到他们长大 ♪
♪ Why you listenin to other shit? 你为什么要听别人废话 ♪
♪ You go the best here 你才是这里的老大 ♪
♪ Come on try your luck shorty, I got the rest scared 来试试你的运气 剩下的就让我来震慑 ♪
♪ Bet you anything you ain't ready and you get left there 我赌你还没准备好 我赌你会被抛弃 ♪
♪ Ain't known for frontin' vouch for my behavior, 我不会装模作样 我会为自己负责 ♪
♪ Same way they get down I get down for this paper 他们失利 而我大获全胜 ♪
♪ Sixteen lean from my pence so you can test her 给你我的16便士 你拿去考验她 ♪
♪ Still need to know who I am then cop the record 要知道我姓甚名谁 才可以记录在案 ♪
♪ Take it like a class on me and learn the lesson 我就是你的榜样 你得吸取教训 ♪
♪ Bottom line my world my way any questions 我的规则就是底线 还有什么问题 ♪
♪ Who's that girl? 那个女孩是谁 ♪
♪ Eves that girl 那个女孩叫夏娃 ♪
♪ Who's that girl? 那个女孩是谁 ♪
♪ Eves that girl 那个女孩叫夏娃 ♪
♪ Power moves is made everyday 彻头彻尾的坏种 ♪
♪ by this thorough bitch 无时无刻不发狂 ♪
♪ I'mma get this bank anyway that I do this shit 无论如何都要我行我素 ♪
♪ I was born to shine while most 我生来就是为了 ♪
♪ of y'all was borderline bullshit 在人群中脱颖而出 ♪
♪ Know exactly what I want from me, 我清楚地知道我想要什么 ♪
♪ you cats is clueless, 你们意想不到 ♪
♪ Dispose the flow through my hands like water 暗流涌动 我如鱼得水 ♪
♪ Heat starts growing from my son or my daughter 激情开始从下一代野蛮生长 ♪
♪ Eve want her own cash, fuck what you bought her 夏娃的人生她主宰 你别再逼逼赖赖 ♪
♪ He spend, you owe, that's what mommy taught her 妈妈说 别人花钱如流水 你就欠钱一大堆♪
♪ All ball is played, won't starve today 今夜咱们载歌载舞 不眠不休 ♪
♪ Song after song I write so I get paid 我的歌源源不断 我的钱越来越多 ♪
♪ Thought I wasn't followin up with the second round 还以为我没法再继续 ♪
♪ Now bitch swallow it up while I shut it down 你给我走着瞧吧 看我如何嗨翻全场 ♪
♪ Make em love me over again and over your name 他们会再度为我倾倒 而你算哪根葱 ♪
♪ Betcha they get over your style and over your fame 我赌你会被遗忘 我才会名垂千古♪
♪ Who's that girl? 那个女孩是谁 ♪
太惨了 It's just so sad.
史蒂夫·罗杰斯为他的国家做了那么多 却没做过爱 Steve Rogers did so much for his country and he never got to experience sex.
你看见那翘臀没 Did you see that ass?
他那么靓一个仔 到死了都是个处 真的太可惜了 Like, that ass did not deserve to die a virgin.
真的太悲伤了 It's, like, so sad.
史蒂夫·罗杰斯可不是处男 Steve Rogers is not a virgin.
他在1943年在劳军联合巡演那时候 就和一个姑娘睡过了 He lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the USO tour.
好耶 我就知道 Yes. I knew it.
你没醉吗 You're not drunk?
美国队长...干... Captain America... Fu...
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